Let’s get to the good part right away. Here are four lists of the funniest Truth and Dare questions! 🔥
Funny Truth Questions
Nothing makes a Truth or Dare game more memorable than funny tidbits you’ve learned about the people closest to you.
- What is your go-to shower song?
- Have you ever farted and blamed it on someone else?
- Would you trade your friend for a million dollars?
- What do you think about when sitting on the toilet?
- If you’re going to hear one joke for the rest of your life, what would it be?
- Would you rather be caught picking a wedge or picking your nose?
- If you were a Pokémon, which Pokémon would you be, and why? 😝
- If someone paid you $50 to pick your nose and eat it in public, would you do it?
- If you were given a choice between having super eyesight (ability to see through walls) or super hearing (ability to hear from miles away), which one would you pick?
- Have you ever broken something and blamed someone else?
- How many photo filter apps do you have on your phone?
- If you were to choose one swear word for the rest of your life, which one would it be?
- Do you find ding dong ditching someone funny?
- Has anyone ever accidentally seen you naked?
- If you had to choose between eating a pigeon or a subway rat, which one would you pick?
- When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
- What is the most embarrassing object in your room right now?
- What is your most embarrassing puberty-related story?
- If you are given funds for plastic surgery, which celebrity would be your inspiration?
- What is your grossest vomit story?
- What’s the craziest event or place you’ve ever been to?
- Have you ever eaten a bug? Was it intentional or accidental?
- What is the biggest lie you’ve gotten away with?
- What is the funniest thing your grandparents have ever said?
- What is the best party that you've ever been to?
- What title would your autobiography be?
- Whose life would you want to swap with if given a chance?
- If you could choose your stripper name, what would it be?
- When is the best time for mooning/flashing people?
- Out of three people in the room: who would you fuck, marry and kill?
Funny Dares
These dares can be challenging for some people, but they’re definitely fun for everyone. Loosen up and show your crazy skills with these funny dares:
- Go on Facebook Live acting crazy for 30 minutes straight.
- Stand at the center of the room and do the boogie without music.
- Draw a face on your palm or fingers and make a puppet presentation to the group.
- Take a video singing a lame song other players chose, then post it on your social media.
- Call your parents with a serious voice and tell them they’re grounded for a week.
- Sing the Star-Spangled Banner in a Bugs Bunny voice.
- Post a long, nonsensical status on your Facebook, such as a detailed process of shopping for shoes, or your daily routine on your way to work.
- Eat a super-hot pepper with a straight face.
- Allow someone from the game to draw your eyebrows using a permanent marker.
- Everything that comes out of your mouth in the next 15 minutes must rhyme.
- Tell the worst joke you know in your most-excited voice.
- Call a random person from your contact list and shout “I’m on the top of the world” then hang up.
- Run around the room imitating a monkey or a gorilla.
- Go to the backyard and juggle three eggs. Add more if you’re brave.
- Serenade somebody from the group using your favorite cartoon character voice.
- Stand up, yell “Giddy-up!” and gallop around the room like a cowboy on a horse.
- With a blindfold, point on anything inside the ref and eat a spoonful of what you chose.
- Recite a poem with your tongue sticking out.
- Set an unflattering selfie as your new Instagram profile picture.
- Go to the front lawn and dance like a chicken.
- Talk in a high-pitched voice throughout the duration of the game.
- Try to lick your elbow.
- Make fart noises with your armpits.
- Let anyone playing with you style your hair. Take photos and post them on Facebook.
- Talk and act like a robot.
- Pick a song from your friend’s Spotify playlist and do an impromptu interpretative dance.
- Call your crush and confess by singing a dramatic song like “Can’t help falling in love”
- Sing your choice of Disney song as loud as you can. Bonus points if you can make hand gestures too!
- Attempt to breakdance.
- Pretend to be a pig and sniff other players of the game.
Embarrassing Truth Questions
What life experiences you wished you could forget, but just serve as embarrassing past lessons now? Share them with your friends and have a good laugh.
- Name one thing that you’ve searched on your phone that would be too embarrassing for other people to discover.
- What’s the most embarrassing thing you did to impress someone?
- Describe in detail your most embarrassing date ever.
- What was the stupidest thing you ever did?
- What’s the longest you’ve gone without showering?
- Which lame song do you secretly love?
- Did you ever spread a rumor about you?
- How many pairs of granny panties do you own?
- Are you scared of the dark?
- When was the last time you farted in an elevator?
- What’s the weirdest thing you do when you’re home alone?
- Do you have an embarrassing make out story?
- Have you ever pooped your pants as an adult?
- What’s one movie you’re embarrassed to admit you enjoy?
- If someone went through your office cabinet or school locker, what’s the weirdest thing they’d find?
- What is the most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a huge crowd?
- What’s the smallest tip you’ve ever left at a restaurant?
- Have you ever asked someone out and publicly rejected?
- Are you a fan of cheesy B movies like Sharknado?
- Have you ever butt-dialed someone?
- What’s the most scandalous photo in your phone gallery?
- Are you scared of clowns?
- Have you ever sent a sext to the wrong person? 🤣
- What’s the last embarrassing YouTube video you’ve watched?
- When you fart, do you move away from it, or just fake not smelling anything?
- What is your worst habit?
- What’s the most embarrassing thing that your parents caught you doing?
- What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done in a movie theater?
- Have you ever had lice?
- What As seen on TV product do you secretly want to buy?
Embarrassing Dares
The more vulnerable you can be on a Truth or Dare game, the better. These embarrassing dares force you to get out of your shell and just let loose.
- Go to your neighbor and ask if they have a condom you could use.
- Take an embarrassing selfie and post it to your Instagram.
- Slow dance to an upbeat song.
- Screenshot a conversation you had with a friend and “accidentally” forward it to him/her.
- Do the Macarena. Plus points if you can hum or sing the song while doing it.
- Let another player write a Facebook status from your account and leave it posted for an hour.
- Go to a random group and give a 5-minute lecture about safe sex.
- Draw on your face with a permanent marker.
- Group-text your entire family about having the most painful UTI you’d ever had.
- Let another player cut off a piece of your hair
- Mime your favorite song. If someone in the game guesses your song, you can skip a turn.
- Use hand gestures to gross out other players.
- Knock on a neighbor’s door and pretend to be a singing telegram.
- Choreograph a quickie TikTok dance and post it.
- Let someone else do your makeup and take a photo for evidence.
- Use your best evil laugh until the end of the game.
- DM one of your old friends with a message that reads: I know what you did last summer.
- Awkwardly smell someone else’s hair until he/she notices.
- Jump into your neighbor’s dumpster.
- Go outside and say “I love you” to the first stranger you see.
- Do snake dance on the floor for 2 minutes.
- Describe in great detail a fantasy that you’d never do in real life.
- Speak in pig Latin until the end of the game.
- Call a realtor and ask 20 questions about your own house.
- Make your best impression of another player.
- Pretend to do hula-hoops around your waist for 3 minutes.
- Screenshot your browsing history and send it to your crush.
- Do your best worm dance on the floor and give it your own twist.
- Do stand-up comedy for 5 minutes or reenact your favorite SNL sketch. Plus points if you get some of the players to laugh out loud.
- Get toilet paper wrapped all over your body and pretend to be a mummy for 5 minutes.
Now that you have 120 funny truth or dare questions to arm yourself for the next game, make sure to brush up on Truth or Dare game rules as well.